Q: What's the difference between meat and fish?
A: If you beat your fish, it'll die.
Q: Why does an elephant have four feet?
A: Otherwise, it would look silly with six inches.
Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
A: Because they don't have balls to scratch.
Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster and a male insomniac?
A: A cock that stays up all night.
Q: How do you tell an old man?
A: It isn't hard.
Dear Bed,
I can't wait to take advantage of you tonight.
Sincerely, I'll be on top.
My wife fucked me for 6 good hours yesterday. Who would've thought that the divorce process would take such a long time.
My wife and I have been together for such a long time that we finish each other's sentences
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..
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by simply adding "you fuckin idiot".
A couple in shower:
Girl: Just relax, do what you normally do.
Guy: Okay then.
Girl: What the fuck, you are peeing!
Boyfriend: Life's a bitch, so is my girlfriend.
Girlfriend: Life's short, so is his dick.
