I'll be Burger King and you'll be McDonald's. I'll be doing it my way and you'll be lovin' it.
Q: What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your whole week (hole weak).
Q: What does a drowned man have in common with a pregnant woman?
A: He couldn't get out in time.
Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet seat?
A: Because it helps them to remember which end they need to wipe.
If king Akbar had sex & climaxed, what would one call it?
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Mughal-e-Orgasm!
Q: What do elephants use for tampoons?
A: Sheep.
A woman participating in a survey was asked how she felt about condoms. She replied, "Depends on what's in it for me".
Q: Why are men like a toothbrush?
A: Bcoz they are useless without a handle.
These 3 gay guys are sitting in a hot tub and a condom floats to the top. One of the gay guys says to the others, "who farted?"
Rooster & cat were going over a bridge. The cat slips & falls into the river. Rooster can't stop laughing.
MORAL: Wherever there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!
