There are 2 ways of living life:
1. Ab Kya Hoga Bhenchod
2. Bhenchod Jo Hoga Dekha Jayega
Place Bhenchod correctly and move on in life!
The other day my wife asked me how I became so damn good at making love.
I told her she should thank all the women that came before her!
Karma is like 69:
You get what you give!
As a married man, when I say I lasted all night, what I'm trying to say is that I slept continuously without having to wake up in the middle of the night to pee!
There's a difference between men and women when they say, "I used up a whole box of tissues watching that film!"
Paisa Aapko Khushi De Ya Na De;
Lekin Paisa Ho To Khushi Aap Ko De Sakti Hai!
Airhostess: Sir, would you like some headphones?
Passenger: Sure, but how do you know my name is Phones?
Girlfriend's father (Army officer): Kitna Pyaar Karte Ho Meri Beti Se?
Boy: Bahut Zyada.
Girlfriend's Father: Uske Liye Goli Kha Sakte Ho?
Boy: Bina Goli Ke Bhi 20 Minute Khada Rehta Hai, Uncle!
Girl: I just broke up with my boyfriend.
Me: Awww... let me know if you need a shoulder to put your legs on!
A very short story and an end to a friendship.
Madhvi was breastfeeding her son while her neighbour Shilpa sat nearby.
Madhvi asked her friend, "Does my son resemble me or his father?"
Replied Shilpa, "He looks like you, but he sucks exactly like his father!"
The End
