An Italian man enters a Pub in London.
The owner states: We don't talk about football here.
After few seconds the Italian man says: It is possible to speak about sex, yes?
The owner: Yes, sex absolutely.
The Italian: Italy fucked England badly!
Paradoxical:
You want your husband to be good in bed but you don't want to give him time to go for training outside!
Sepoy Buta was marched up to the Regiment CO on a complaint received from the nearby Red Light area lady for non-payment of dues after services were rendered.
CO: Gaya Si?
Buta: Haan Saab.
CO: Keeta Si?
Buta: Haan Saab.
CO: Paise Kyon Nahi Ditte?
Buta: Saab, Affsaran Da Rate Mangdi Si!
A fan updated Brazil vs Croatia score
3 BRA - 1 CR
Alia Bhatt commented: Very expensive!
There are 2 ways of living life:
1. Ab Kya Hoga Bhenchod
2. Bhenchod Jo Hoga Dekha Jayega
Place Bhenchod correctly and move on in life!
The other day my wife asked me how I became so damn good at making love.
I told her she should thank all the women that came before her!
Karma is like 69:
You get what you give!
As a married man, when I say I lasted all night, what I'm trying to say is that I slept continuously without having to wake up in the middle of the night to pee!
There's a difference between men and women when they say, "I used up a whole box of tissues watching that film!"
Paisa Aapko Khushi De Ya Na De;
Lekin Paisa Ho To Khushi Aap Ko De Sakti Hai!
