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Although COVID-19 spreads mostly via the mouth and nose, scientists now conclude that the greatest risk comes from assholes!

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The people who take politicians seriously are the same people who think the stripper likes them!

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If she starts drawing shapes around your nips after sex, just get up and leave because a stupid-ass question is coming!

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Situation Chahe Corona Ki Ho Ya Karo Na Ki...
Safety Bahut Zaroori Hai!

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A plant that can save you from COVID.
Plant your ass at home and don't move!

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Do you why women talk too much and men think too much?
Because women have 4 lips and men have 2 heads!

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A man was admitted to the hospital today with 20 plastic toy horses inserted in his rectum.
Doctors have described his condition as stable!

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Shouldn't the money kept inside the Blouse be called 'Titicoin'!

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Whenever your wife complains that you keep missing the toilet bowl, take her outside, hand her the garden hose between her legs and see how well she manages!

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A man went to a pharmacy and asked the attendant,
"Do you have Viagra for women?"
Attendant: Jewellry store is across the street!