Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are!
Men are like chocolate bars - sweet, smooth, and they usually go straight to your hips!
An Australian asked a woman whether she would have sex with him. She refused.
"In that case, do you mind lying down while I have some?"
Given the number of Godmen in the country and the incidents around them, the government should constitute a "Baba Regulatory Authority of India".
BRA of India!
A drunken while kissing his girlfriend, "Darling your lips are very salty."
Girl: Stupid stand up!
Mother: Beti, Aaj Function Mein Bracelet Pehnogi Ya Kangan?
Girl: Maa Chudi Padi Hai Wahi Pehan Lungi.
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I bet, you read it wrong!
Hindi - Woh Church Mein Padri Hai.
English - She is farting in church!
After having sex with a girl, there's nothing worse than looking down to see a split, leaking condom hanging off the end of your dick, particularly when you weren't wearing one to start with!
Women just don't like me.
When I called one of those phone sex lines, the woman said she had a headache!
#RamRahim verdict clearly demonstrates the consequences of putting your Love Charger in someone else's cell phones!
