Do you why women talk too much and men think too much?
Because women have 4 lips and men have 2 heads!
A man was admitted to the hospital today with 20 plastic toy horses inserted in his rectum.
Doctors have described his condition as stable!
Shouldn't the money kept inside the Blouse be called 'Titicoin'!
Whenever your wife complains that you keep missing the toilet bowl, take her outside, hand her the garden hose between her legs and see how well she manages!
A man went to a pharmacy and asked the attendant,
"Do you have Viagra for women?"
Attendant: Jewellry store is across the street!
Pardon my French but Louvre Lagê Pare Hain!
I asked the lady I met in the lift what perfume she's using.
LeaveMeTheFuckCologne, she said.
Never heard of it!
Expecting to get rid of covid and be completely free and fearless, once vaccinated is like thinking will never have to masturbate once married!
Today they said, "Wear a mask while driving alone."
Tomorrow they will say, "Wear a condom when you are sleeping alone!"
Lady: I have a husband I could never trust. He cheats on me all the time.
I am not even sure if the baby I am carrying is his!
