Arthritis is the cruelest disease of all.
It makes a lot of your parts stiff except the one you want!
"Aankhein Khuli Ho Ya Band Deedar Unka Hota Hai"
Might have been written while masturbating!
Infosys looking for the replacement who can inspire/excite young engineers, completely transparent.
Sunny Leone surely fits the bill!
A couple during sex:
Husband: I'm about to come, honey.
Wife: Yes... come on, baby.
Husband: I'm coming, baby... I'm coming...
Wife: Yes... yes... baby. Come come.
Husband: I'm coming, Oh yes, I'm coming.
Wife: Abe... Tu Aadmi Hai Ya Acche Din!
Maturity is what happens when one learns to only give a fuck about what's truly fuckworthy!
Do one nice thing for someone today.
Leave them the F*** alone!
Dear Olive Oil,
You're either Virgin or you are not.
There's no such thing as "Extra Virgin", OK?
Porn stars concentrate only on the first five letters of entertainment!
The best remedy for a dry mouth... is a wet pussy!
He whispered, "Can we have sex tonight?"
She showed her whisper, and the conversation ended!
