Infosys looking for the replacement who can inspire/excite young engineers, completely transparent.
Sunny Leone surely fits the bill!
A couple during sex:
Husband: I'm about to come, honey.
Wife: Yes... come on, baby.
Husband: I'm coming, baby... I'm coming...
Wife: Yes... yes... baby. Come come.
Husband: I'm coming, Oh yes, I'm coming.
Wife: Abe... Tu Aadmi Hai Ya Acche Din!
Maturity is what happens when one learns to only give a fuck about what's truly fuckworthy!
Do one nice thing for someone today.
Leave them the F*** alone!
Dear Olive Oil,
You're either Virgin or you are not.
There's no such thing as "Extra Virgin", OK?
Porn stars concentrate only on the first five letters of entertainment!
The best remedy for a dry mouth... is a wet pussy!
He whispered, "Can we have sex tonight?"
She showed her whisper, and the conversation ended!
Attended a GST workshop.
The trainer kept on saying, "We Indians need Tax Education".
I told him, "Without any Sex Education, we are 1.3 Billion. We will manage, You relax."
I was offered sex today by a 26-year-old woman. In an exchange that I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on my social media accounts and tell my friends about it. Of course, I declined because of my morals and strong willpower, which is almost as strong as Cleanex, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available scented with lemon or vanilla!
