Therapist: How did you meet your husband?
Lady: I'm a pharmacist. He came to buy condoms and asked for XXXXL.
And only after we got married I realized that he stutters!
My wife is so frigid, her tits must be tips of icebergs.
If being horny were a job, my bestfriend would have been a CEO of it!
When it comes to sex, I really need to have a good connection.
Otherwise, the video keeps buffering and it takes forever to play!
My neighbour with the big boobs has been walking up and down the garden topless all day.
Just wish his wife would do the same!
Helping her with housework so you can get laid later?
That's called choreplay!
Wife: Our vacuum cleaner has stopped sucking.
Husband: Maybe it got married?
They say sex is the best form of exercise.
Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but 2 minutes & 15 seconds once in every three months ain't gonna reduce your beer belly. Right?
Imagine surviving all this unprotected sex only to die of unprotected handshake!
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People have started stockpiling Viagra now...
for the hard times ahead!
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