Great door signs:
Gynecologist: Dr Jones at your cervix.
Septic tank truck: Yesterday's meals on wheels.
Plumber's office: Wwe repair what ur husband fixed.
Tire shop: Invite us to ur next blowout.
Electrical shop: Let us remove ur shorts.
Maternity room: Push, Push, Push.
Man Teases his ex-wife's new husband: So, dude how was the second-hand stuff?
New husband: Not bad. After the first 3 inches, she was brand new.
Prof teaching muscle movement, asks a lady: Do you know what your asshole does when you have an orgasm?
Lady: Sure, he's at the office, working!
Similarity between a dick & matchstick?
Both have heads without brains, both flare up at slightiest friction, both fizzle out after showing valour for 2secs !!!
A hillarious spelling mistake behind a truck, saying: Put deeper at night!
In life, never look down on anybody, unless u r getting a lovely view of the cleavage!
Russian: Sir we got a huge order from usa for 16 inches condoms. I think it is to embrass us.
Boss: No problem! Complete the order and mark them SMALL SIZE.
UR msgs r like a Girl's Period, comes once a month for 3-4days & disappears. But My msgs r like a Man's Sperms that come Daily or Twice a Day. So msg like a Man.
Whenever you see a woman and an opportunity don't screw the opportunity!
Why is a woman's pubic hair curly?
So that it won't poke a man in the eye!
