Why is it that a girl looks down when u say I love u?
To see if u really mean it!
Why is sex similar to shaving?
Well, because no matter how well u do it today, tomorrow u hav to do it again.
Wife: My hubby & I have, what he calls-olympic sex .
Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life?
Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 Years.
Wives are funny creatures. They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does.
Why can't anybody satisfy a Woman Completely?
Because nobody has a Dick made of Gold, Decorated with Diamonds & which Ejaculates Cash!
A just born baby was laughing hard with its tiny fingers closed. The confused Pediatrician unfolded his tiny fingers & found... A Birth Control pill !
Life is all about Ass; We are either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, or behaving like one!
This week is Breast Awareness Week. Spread the slogan: We stare because we care!
Teacher: Soch or Veham me kya fark hai..? Pappu: Aap ki Beti Sweet & Sexy hai.. Ye hamari Soch hai or wo hamare hathon se bach jayegi ye Aap ka Veham hai.
LESBIAN kisko kehte hain?
2 kamini ladkiyan, jo mard ko khush nahi dekh sakti!
