Sex n shopping have one thing in common: In both the cases, men start sweating in 15 minutes n women want to go on and on and on and on!
Just remember: No matter how hot & sexy a babe is, someone somewhere is tired of fuckin her!
How do you define a virgin?
On the Verge but not in!
MBBS Final Exams, Question paper: Fill in the blanks. If a lady faints, we must 1st check her pu_ s _ . Only few students like me who wrote: Pulse Passed.
Lecturer in a medical college class: Man's semen contains glucose. One of the female students had doubt and she asks: Then why it doesn't taste sweet?
It's so common hearing: How r u? What r u doin? How was ur day? Any plans? So I thought I'll ask sumthing different. Did u scratch ur balls today?
The saddest part of a Man's body are the Balls. The Lord Almighty sentenced them to BE HANGED TILL DEATH !
Thought for the happy life: Patni agar pati ko naukar samjhe to pati ko kya karna chahiye?
Zyada kuchh nahi... do char ghar aur pakad Lene chahiye!
Sex is like your Income... You never disclose what you get, but you always think others are getting more.
A Fact: Fuck a woman and she Loves you... Love a woman and she Fucks you.
