Virginity is like a balloon-1 prick & its gone!
Sex is like a pack of chips- Once u start, u can't stop!
Life is like a dick- When it gets hard, it fucks!
What has fifty teeth & guards a monster?
Your Pant Zip !
What is virginity?
Virginity is a big issue over a small tissue.
Why do men get circumcised?
Because women will GRAB anything with 20% off!!
Church de gate te likhya c: J tusi paap kar k thak gaye o taan meri sharan ch aajao.
Ik callgirl ne note pad ke usde niche apney mobile number de naal likh dita, J nahi thake taan meri sharan ch aa jao!
A man stands nude in front of a mirror n examines himself: I wish 2 inches more & I'll b a king.
Wife sitting behind: I think 2 inches less & u'll b a queen.
Possible slogans for promoting Condoms: You can't go wrong if u shield your ding dong.
She won't get sick if u wrap your Dick.
If u go in heat cover ur Meat.
Don't be a Fool Vulcanize ur tool.
Wrap it in Foil before checking her oil.
Why is Pool called a fool's game?
Coz u hold the stick & put the ball in the hole, instead of holding balls & putting the stick in the hole!
Wife bought a new transparent Bra, wore in front of her hubby.
Hubby: Issme tum bahut sexy lag rahi ho.
Wife: Pata hai ! Salesman bhi yehi keh raha tha.
Tell me the name of the guy who made u pregnant?
Darling: Dear, if u eat fifteen bananas, can u tell which one made u fat.
