Want to see URANUS planet without a telescope ?
Ok, bend ur waist by 90 degrees, then bend ur knees 45 degrees. Hold a mirror between ur legs, now u can see UR-ANUS!
It's so common hearing How r u? What r u doing? How was ur day? Any plans? So I thought I'll ask something different. Did u scratch ur balls today?
Girl: Darling tumne mujhme aisa kya dekha ki tumhe mujhse pyar ho gaya?
Boy: Darling abhi kuch dekha hi kahan hai, dekhne ke liye hi to tumse pyar kar raha hu!!!
Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves U. It's only when U send her virgin. -Swami Sexanand.
Ek hijde ne Viagra khayi. Shareer mein se aawaz aayi: Maaf keejiye, aap ke system mein yeh suvidha uplabadh nahi hai.
A party girl asked a Major, when was the last time u had sex?
Major: 1956. Wow she said. Like to have now?
Major glancing at his watch, not now. it's only 2014.
AIDS Awareness: Try different positions with the same woman instead of the same position with different women. Plz pass it on to all careless fuckers. I just did.
Pappu Bank se 50,000 Rs lene gaya. 500 k note nahi si. Lady cashier: Aap so (100) k le loge?
Pappu: Tussi deyo ta sahi, asi khare-khare hi lai-leyaangey.
In bed frustrated wife was moaning to her husband: Why is it taking so long to cum?
Husband: I'm trying dear; it's just that I can't think of anyone tonight!
What is the Similarity between VIAGRA & Goverment Offices?
Dono aapko 2 minute k Kaam k liye ek Ghanta khada rakhtey hain.
