Similarities between BRA and BAR.
Both have same alphabets. Both r drinkin zones. Both have restriction time of closing and openin. When open, both drive men crazy!
God asked Women: Did I make a Mistake in Designing Men?
Women: It's OK Except that the "JOY STICK" meant for us is not Detachable.
A time comes in life when your wife begins to trust you. It doesn't mean that you have become Enlightened. It doesn't mean that you have turned a Saint. It just means that you have lost your hunting abilities; she is convinced that you cannot even catch a running tortoise, leave aside a PUSSY.
Todays generation: Six year old boy to a four year old boy: Dude, I found a condom in the balcony.
Four year old boy: What's a balcony ?
Thought for the day: Fuck a girl & she'll love you... Love a girl & she'll fuck you!
Suhag raat ko dulha bola: Priye bolo, aaj tujhe chand pe le jaun ya taaron me?
Dulhan: Pehle apna Rocket dikhao, phir decide karungi.
Q: Why is it good for young boys to read Playboy & Penthouse?
A: It improves hand-eye coordination.
AIDS awareness slogan: Either use First Hand or Just Hand.
Condoms are not 100% safe. The other day my friend was wearing one and he got hit by a bus!
Ancient Chinese wisdom for men: Always marry a woman with small hands. Makes u'r cock look bigger!
