Mature

Accident takes a minute but sufferings last a lifetime. Plz wear Condom & Helmet on ur appropriate heads during Respective Driving.

Q: What did the sign s on the door the door of the Whorehouse say?
A: Beat it - We're closed.

Q: What does a nymphomaniac chicken sound like?
A: Fuck-fuck-fuck...... fuck-fuck-fuck.

Q: What did the sign s on the door the door of the Whorehouse say?

A man raced into to the gents toilets in a pub, ran up to the urinal, whipped out his 12 inch dick & said with a sigh of relief: Phew, just made it!
The man next to him, looked over & said: Pretty impressive, could you make me one too!

Advice of a dentist: Treat your girl friend like a toothbrush. Dont let anybody else use it and get a new one every 3 months!

Q: What is common between a girl's legs n Amul butter?
Both are delicious when spread.

Mr Chu from China & Mr Tiya from Korea came to India & setup a Firm. Till now, they have no Business & are still wondering why their firm: CHUTIYA & CO. failed?

Doctors have discovered that most single women can't fart. Apparently, they don't have an asshole until they get married to one.

Sir: Tum bade ya tumhare Papa?
Student: Main.
Sir: Kaise?
Student: Maine mummy ka Doodh peena chhod diya hai lekin PAPA abhi bhi peete hai.