A very sexy n attractive female employee to her boss: Sir, Will you remove something from my breast?
Boss:Wow! What's that?
Ur eyes, sir !
Don't carry umbrella during rain, keep WHISPER on ur head coz yeh ghanto tak geelepan ka ehsas bhi na hone de.
If a black man fucks a white girl using a pink condom what colour of child will he get?
Idiot... still thinking? He was using a condom.
Viagra now available in powder to put in tea, does nothing for erections but stops your biscuit from going soft.
When an apple is green, it is ready to pluck and when a girl is 18 she is ready to... VOTE. Hamesha galat hi sochoge!
Knowledge is like ur underwear... u should have it, but not show it off & most important, when u have sex, keep ur knowledge aside.
Air Hostess came out of Pilot's Cabin, dress crumpled, hair messy, blouse open, bra Missing, wet skirt.
Santa: Now I know why it's called COCK- PIT
Sex & Shopping have one thing in common: In both the cases, men start sweating in 15 minutes & women want to go on and on and on and on!
What's the diff between a Lollipop and a Penis ?
The Lollipop gets smaller with each lick and PENIS gets bigger with each lick.
Kya hoga agar Pepsodent wale condom banaye to....??!! Hona kya hai?! Raat Bhar Dishum Dishum !
