900 people get Coronavirus and the whole world wants to wear a surgical mask.
30 million people have AIDS but still nobody wants to wear a condom!
Types of Corona Viruses in India:
Corona
Aur Corona
Bus Corona
Mat Corona
Dheere Se Corona
Jor Se Corona
Ek Bar Aur Corona
Bar Bar Corona
Har Bar Jor Se Corona
Rose Dene Wali Nahi,
Roz Dene Wali Chahiye!
Height Chotti Ho Ya Badi Matter Nahi Karta, Bas Woh Bada Hona Chahiye.
Haan Dil... Ek Dum Sahi Socha Aapne!
Unhe Bhi Rose Day Mubarak Jinki,
Zindagi Roz Leti Hai!
Duniya Madarchod Hai, My Phone Autocorrect Duniya To Sunita but I'm Sure Sunita Bhi Madarchod Hai!
Maa Behan Ki Izzat Karein;
Izzat Ki Maa Behan Mat Karein!
Motivational quotes are like orgasms. Pretty moving at the instant but don't last long and you basically seek again!
Ambulances and women have a lot in common. They both make a lot of noise to let you know that they're coming!
Girl 1: Why did you break-up with Vishal?
Girl 2: Kyonki Uska Sirf Naam Hi Vishal Hai!
