Unhe Bhi Rose Day Mubarak Jinki,
Zindagi Roz Leti Hai!
Duniya Madarchod Hai, My Phone Autocorrect Duniya To Sunita but I'm Sure Sunita Bhi Madarchod Hai!
Maa Behan Ki Izzat Karein;
Izzat Ki Maa Behan Mat Karein!
Motivational quotes are like orgasms. Pretty moving at the instant but don't last long and you basically seek again!
Ambulances and women have a lot in common. They both make a lot of noise to let you know that they're coming!
Girl 1: Why did you break-up with Vishal?
Girl 2: Kyonki Uska Sirf Naam Hi Vishal Hai!
This guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 7 shots of vodka. The bartender says, "Wow, must be a big occasion?"
The guy says, "Yeah, my first blowjob."
The bartender says, "How about I give you the 8th shot on the house."
The guy says, "If 7 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will!"
The Canadian government, in its eternal wisdom, recently passed two laws.
They are:
1. Legalized gay marriage
2. Legalized marijuana
Legalizing gay marriage and marijuana at the same time now makes perfect Biblical sense.
Leviticus 20:13 says: "If a man lies with another man, they should be stoned."
Apparently, we just hadn't interpreted it correctly before!
Abdul: I am banging two twins these days.
Friend: How do you differentiate between them?
Abdul: It's easy. One colours her nails pink and the other has a dick!
5 Science words to avoid saying when your class is finally on task:
1. Organism
2. Uranus
3. Fungus
4. Stamen
5. Pistill
