I read that on an average Indian couples have sex twice a week, whereas Japanese couples have sex only once in six months.
I had no idea I was Japanese!
I have come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than Fuck!
I had a threesome last night.
Two people didn't show up though, so I had to take matters into my own hands!
After all these years my wife still thinks I'm sexy.
Every time I walk by she says, "What an Ass"!
My friend went to sell his kidney to buy an iPhone 11, came back crestfallen.
I asked, "What happened?"
He replied, "The bastards took out one testicle along with the kidney."
When I asked, why?
He said, "GST!"
Dear God,
My prayers to bring some sex in my life wasn't an invitation for the Government to start screwing me!
Life Milti Hai Ek Baar;
Maut Aati Hai Ek Baar;
Pyaar Hota Hai Ek Baar;
Dil Toot Ta Hai Ek Baar;
Jab Sab Kuch Hota Hai Ek Baar,
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To Laude Kyon Lagte Hain Baar-Baar!
There are 2 ways of living life:
1. Ab Kya Hoga Bhenchod
2. Bhenchod Jo Hoga Dekha Jayega
Place Bhenchod correctly and move on in life!
Dating tip:
If she eats french fries using a fork, she's probably not gonna do that thing you like!
Classhole(n)
That guy in the class who comes up with a doubt at the end of the lecture and extends the class!
