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What do you call a techie nerd with a cute ass?
Sundar Pichai!

A good woman will make you a sandwich.
A great woman will blow you while you eat it!

Today I asked my girlfriend why she chose me.
She told me because Vibrators can't buy drinks!

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A crashing economy can affect your sex life drastically.
I am one of the victims. My Neighbour's husband lost his job... and he is always at home now!

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To those who silently laugh at my posts but never react...
may they catch a cramp in their legs while they're having sex!

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A responsible penis wakes up before its owner!

I am a woman. I have ovaries. That's why I ovary act!

Supreme Court rejects plea to ban porn in India.
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Faith in judiciary restored!

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The latest bra from Victoria's Secret is called Indian cricket. So much form, so much to show but no cup!

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Wife: Alexa, I need to order food for my husband.
Alexa: Don't worry, your husband doesn't really relish food while getting a Thai massage!
#AIJokes

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