Sec 497 - Vice is ok
Sec 377 - Vice-versa is also OK!
Gay-sex, not a crime!
Adultery, not a crime !!
The public wanted Tax Exemption...
Govt granted Sex Exemption.
Well, it's advantage Government, now they can screw you irrespective of your sex or marital status!
Kaun Banega Crorepati ₹ 1 crore final question.
"When your wife goes to sleep, what does she wear?"
A - Pyjama Suit
B - Nighty
C - Underclothes
D - Nothing
Contestant: I want to phone a friend!
#Sec497
Supreme Court scraps Section 377. Now homosexuality is no longer a crime.
Now the tailors will ask, "Sir, Zip Aage Lagani Hai Ya Peeche".
And then the Lordship said:
"It doesn't need necessarily be Adam and Eve, it can also be Adam and Steve".
#Section377
It's 2018 ladies.
Treat your man right or another man will!
Aaj Ka Gyan:
Tarakki Ki Raah Mein Rode Aaye Ya Na Aaye... Behen Ke Lode Zaroor Aayenge!
Journalist: Shadi Karke Kya Matlab Niklega?
Priyanka Chopra: Niklega Niklega
Journalist: Wohi Toh Puch Rahi Hun Kya Matlab Niklega.
Priyanka Chopra: Wohi Toh Bata Rahi Hun Nick Lega!
As Rancho said in '3 Idiots'.
"Kaam Chuno Jise Karne Mein Tumhein Maza Aaye".
Had everyone followed that while choosing their careers, many men would have been porn stars!
Men are like shoelaces...
They enter many holes before they tie the knot!
