Isn't it funny how a woman can argue nonstop for 3 hours but 2 minutes into a blowjob, and her jaw hurts!
Aurgasm:
A person who derives pleasure in asking 'Aur Batao', 'Aur Dikhao' and 'Aur Kya'?
Just heard that Victoria's Secret launched a new bra called 'CROATIA'.
It has a lot of support, but no cup!
If you can make a woman laugh you are almost there.
If you are almost there and then she laughs, that's a different story!
Bahut Dino Se Ek Sawal Mujhe Pareshan Kar Raha Hai Ki Agar Daakiya Daak Lekar Aata Hai Toh Chutiye Chut Lekar Kyon Nahi Aate!
Which person is completely opposite of Putin?
Nadal!
Divorce Petition:
Judge: So you want a divorce from your husband for attacking you with a deadly weapon?
Wife: No. I want a divorce for attacking me every night with a dead weapon!
'Kirloskar Pumps' have done the magic on saving the Thai children.
Indians have always excelled when it comes to pumping in Thailand!
A lesson from Thai Cave:
When you see a hole, don't simply go in!
The most tricky question asked by a girlfriend.
Meri Yaad Aane Par Khada Hota Hai Ya Khada Hone Par Meri Yaad Aati Hai?
