If a man remembers the colour of your eyes after a first date, you have small boobs!
A fan updated Brazil Vs Croatia match score on Facebook:
3 BRA - 1 CR
Alia Bhatt replied "Very expensive"!
Pfizer has acknowledged the sale of Viagra has gone down considerably.
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After considerable research, over 95% of the respondents said:
1. It doesn't work at home; and
2. outside home, one doesn't need it anyway!
Went to the sperm clinic earlier.
The lady asked if I'd like to masturbate in the cup?
I said 'I'm good but not ready for competition yet'!
You know why Burj Khalifa stands as the tallest building in Dubai!
It's because of Mia Khalifa!
Cocktail Secret:
When you put a screwdriver in virgin Mary - you get bloody Mary!
Breaking Bollywood News:
An owner of 173 Crore house gets a flat in dowry!
#SonamWedding
40+ is really very difficult I get tired easily, I lose energy, feel exhausted... 20+, even 30+ was good.
But now everything looks so impossible. All of us must be facing the same issues.
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Don't misunderstand me. Not talking about age... It's the temperature. Age won't affect us at all!
Small dick is natural;
Wide pussy is man made!
After all the shit that went between them, they are still together.
Who?
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Bums!
