Sex and the smell of freshly baked bread is God's way of apologizing for everything else!
Whoever made the phrase 'Bheegi Billi' didn't have a strong knowledge of the English language!
What did I learn today?
Optimism isn't making lemonade from life's lemons. It's being 97 yrs old and still buying 50 condoms at a time!
One who forwards a propaganda is a ProperGandu!
If you open your heart to a man, he'll probably try to stick his dick in there too!
Clinton got a free blowjob.
Trump paid $130,000. Now tell me who is the better businessman?
Exam Ho Ya Masturbation.
Tezi Se Haath Aakhir Mein Hi Chalta Hai!
English: Let the dicks come.
Hindi: Aandolan!
My girlfriend asked me if I wanted a new pair of shoes or oral sex for my special day.
I chose, head over heels!
Aaj Ka Gyan:
Jhooth Bolne Se Sirf Paap Lagta Hai;
Sach Bolne Se Lavde Bhi Lag Sakte Hain!
