What is money kept inside the blouse called?
Tit-coins?
Hum Sabki Life Mein Kuch Log Jugnoo Ki Tarah Hote Hain...
Bina Kisi Wajah Hi Unki Jalti Rehti Hai!
I have to admit that while kids are a great gift, I still prefer to play with the box they came in!
Oh yes! Just lick me once and we both will be happy.
~ Ice Cream
Vagina... The best rehab center in the world.
Any arrogant prick can go in, but will come out soft, humble, happy, satisfied and reduced in size and ego!
Wife: I have heard that a man gets deaf if he often takes Viagra.
Husband: Who the hell is Jeff and why is he taking you to Niagra?
Not wanting to brag, but I've been sexless so long that the Pope called and offered me a priesthood!
Son: Why is my sister called Teresa?
Dad: Because your mom loves Easter, it's an anagram.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Alan!
The pussy is never yours, it's just your turn!
Never let your girlfriend herself a guy best friend because when you fight she goes and talks to him and soon the shoulder to cry on becomes a dick to ride on!
