What is a 3 two letter word that means 'small'?
Is it in?
Sometimes all we need is a hug... around the penis from a vagina!
The sex calendar:
Moanday
Tongueday
Wetday
Thirstday
Freakday
Sexday
Suckday
Amazing Fact:
Imran Khan has become the first ever cricketer to complete a Hat-trick with Two Balls only!
Troubles are like dicks, everybody thinks they got the biggest!
At 33 he quits smoking - Will Power
At 43 he quits drinking - Will Power
At 53 he quits gambling - Will Power
At 63 he quits sex - Power Failure
Agar Hum Gaand Ki Picture Ko Zoom In Karenge Toh Pixel Phatege Ki Gaand?
One single word screwed up my relationship.
I wrote to her, "Jab Tak Tera Bharosa Hai, Apna Relation Chalta Rahega".
"Bharosa" was mistyped. Yes, you are thinking right!
Roses are Red
Durex is Blue
Use protection this Valentine's or you'll have to celebrate Children's Day too!
In a hotel in London:
The room service boy knocks on the door, and says "Here are your Pringles, Sir."
The Arab guest looks at the box of potato chips for a few minutes appearing totally confused. Finally, he says, "Wallah Habibi, I said Bring Girls."
