The pussy is never yours, it's just your turn!
Never let your girlfriend herself a guy best friend because when you fight she goes and talks to him and soon the shoulder to cry on becomes a dick to ride on!
What is a 3 two letter word that means 'small'?
Is it in?
Sometimes all we need is a hug... around the penis from a vagina!
The sex calendar:
Moanday
Tongueday
Wetday
Thirstday
Freakday
Sexday
Suckday
Amazing Fact:
Imran Khan has become the first ever cricketer to complete a Hat-trick with Two Balls only!
Troubles are like dicks, everybody thinks they got the biggest!
At 33 he quits smoking - Will Power
At 43 he quits drinking - Will Power
At 53 he quits gambling - Will Power
At 63 he quits sex - Power Failure
Agar Hum Gaand Ki Picture Ko Zoom In Karenge Toh Pixel Phatege Ki Gaand?
One single word screwed up my relationship.
I wrote to her, "Jab Tak Tera Bharosa Hai, Apna Relation Chalta Rahega".
"Bharosa" was mistyped. Yes, you are thinking right!
