Gentlemen give their jacket to girls when they're cold because no one wants a blowjob from a girl when her teeth are chattering!
What did one saggy boob say to another saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people will think we are nuts!
Since 3 days now I haven't gone to work my neighbour cheated on his wife and she got angry and I heard her shouting at him that she will also have sex with all the neighbours.
I'm still here waiting for my turn but nothing! Why are these women liars?
What is the difference between guilt and shame?
It's a guilt to sleep with another woman but It's a shame to miss the opportunity!
A man appeared in an interview:
Interviewer: What is your strength?
Man: My wife.
Interviewer: Wow! What is your weakness?
Man: Others' wives!
Fasterbating:
When you are watching porn and then your phone hits 5% and it basically turns into a race between your nut and your battery!
A cat falls into the water and the rooster laughs.
What's the moral of the story?
Nothing! Just remember a wet pussy always makes a cock happy!
When you count... it's push-ups!
When you don't... it's sex!
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad.
An optimist is a man who hopes they are!
A frustrated MBA fresher's Facebook update:
After so many interviews, I've realized that prostitution is the only industry, that treats freshers like angels!
