A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad.
An optimist is a man who hopes they are!
A frustrated MBA fresher's Facebook update:
After so many interviews, I've realized that prostitution is the only industry, that treats freshers like angels!
The best thing about dating Dracula?
The non-stop oral every month for a whole week!
America and North Korea both have a Nuclear button, but since it's men trying to find it, we're probably safe!
What kind of bees make milk?
Boobees!
Girlfriend: Do these pants make my ass look fat?
Boyfriend: No... but they make your camel toe look like a club foot!
Employee: Sir, Iss Saal Salary Kitni Badha Rahe Ho?
Boss: ➰ 〰
Employee: Yeh Kya Hai Sir?
Boss: Jhaant Barabar!
Don't make jokes on boobs they are already D-pressed!
What did I learn today?
If you stand naked in the snow for ten minutes, it makes waxing your balls much easier!
"Planes, trains and go fuck yourself": A practical guide to long distance dating!
