How people motivate you in India?
"Kya Hua Fatt Gayi"!
Be who you were before all that stuff happened that dimmed your fucking shine!
A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, a Hindu, a Pagan and an atheist all walk into a coffee shop.
And they talk, laugh, joke, sing, drink coffee and become good friends.
It's not a joke. It's what happens when you're not an asshole!
What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery.
Self driving cars are going to raise sex to a whole other level!
Winter Tips:
Morning: Two Eggs with Milk
Evening: Two Pegs with Chips
Night: Two Legs with Hips
Enjoy these Tips!
Last Christmas, a man quietly walked behind his wife, grabbed her boobs and shouted " Merry Titmas".
She turned around, whacked him in the nuts and yelled " Jingle Balls".
This warning is issued in the interest of your health!
What did I learn today?
Until I dated a single mom, I thought cork bits were supposed to be in your wine!
Golf is like sex... experience one good hole and you'll spend a lifetime trying to capture that feeling again!
Kela Wala in Parsi Colony, "Kela Lo, Kela Lo, Aath Mein Barah Aath Mein Barah."
Parsi lady from her balcony: Saat Mein Tera Deta Hai Toh Upar Aa Ja."
Kele Wala got confused!
