There are 70 ways to keep a man happy.
One is alcohol... the rest is 69!
Getting an erection while standing in a " Queue" is also called...
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"Line Mein Khada Hona"!
A newly married employee's text message to his boss -
Sir, due to high bed pleasure, I am unable to attend office today!
What do you call someone who does everything better than you?
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Chutiya Saala!
Last night, I told my husband, we should try some role reversal in bed.
And the bastard said he had a headache!
During a war, an enemy soldier captures 3 women and says: "I want revenge. I'll rape all of you."
Young lady: Please leave our grandmother.
Grandmother: Shut up, war is war!
A French guy opened one brothel in Kuwait and named it:
'La-hole villa-Kuwait'!
Boss to a lady during an interview for the post of the secretary:
What's the difference between a paperclip & a screw?
Lady: I don't know, I've never been paperclipped!
Do you know why men snore when they lie on their backs?
It's because their balls fall over their butt-hole which cause a vapour lock!
I thought being an adult would involve more sex!
