Once Shakespeare's Indian friend asked him,
"If we both love the same girl, will you sacrifice her for my friendship?"
Shakespeare smiled opened his 'English to Hindi' dictionary and said,
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Lauda!
If abortion is considered murder then condom must surely be considered kidnapping!
Statistics show that the average person has sex 89 times a year.
Looks like I'm stored for wild December!
Testicle:
It's life in a nutshell!
A man took her wife to the hospital for delivery.
Doctor: Hoping for a boy or a girl?
Man: Was hoping to pull out but here we fucking are!
There once was a farm girl named Mabel
Who at milking was not very able.
To get over her fright,
She practised at night
With sausages under the table!
A lecherous Bishop of Peoria,
In a state of constant euphoria,
Enjoyed having fun,
With a whore or a nun,
While chanting the Sanctus and Gloria!
A woman went to a doctor and told him, "Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
Doctor: What are you taking for it?
Woman: Pepper!
Rajesh: Hi Reema.
Reema: Hi Rajes.
Rajesh: It's not Rajes it's Rajesh, it has an extra H in it.
Reema: What difference does a single H make?
Rajesh grabs her waist, pulls her closer and asks, "Ab Bataa, Chhodu ya Chodu?
Husband is praying before going to bed.
Wife: What are you praying for?
Husband: For guidance.
Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!
