Celebrating anything without alcohol is like a porn film on a radio!
Indian lady at Immigration counter in NY airport.
Officer: Please write your husband's full name in the form.
Lady: But his name - MADANLAL DARSHANLAL CHAUDHARY is too long to fit in this small space. What should I do?
Officer: OK just put it in short.
Lady Writes: Ma Dar Chaud!
Once Shakespeare's Indian friend asked him,
"If we both love the same girl, will you sacrifice her for my friendship?"
Shakespeare smiled opened his 'English to Hindi' dictionary and said,
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Lauda!
If abortion is considered murder then condom must surely be considered kidnapping!
Statistics show that the average person has sex 89 times a year.
Looks like I'm stored for wild December!
Testicle:
It's life in a nutshell!
A man took her wife to the hospital for delivery.
Doctor: Hoping for a boy or a girl?
Man: Was hoping to pull out but here we fucking are!
There once was a farm girl named Mabel
Who at milking was not very able.
To get over her fright,
She practised at night
With sausages under the table!
A lecherous Bishop of Peoria,
In a state of constant euphoria,
Enjoyed having fun,
With a whore or a nun,
While chanting the Sanctus and Gloria!
A woman went to a doctor and told him, "Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
Doctor: What are you taking for it?
Woman: Pepper!
