What is the definition of making love?
Something a woman does while a guy is shagging her!
Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?
Where do you get virgin wool from?
Ugly Sheep!
What do puppies and near-sighted gynecologists have in common?
Wet Noses!
I'm so single that the only thing I turn on each night is my alarm!
Ik 'Theka' Hi Hai, Jithe 'Seal' Bandh Mildi Hai!
Banana is a fruit and Chutiya Banana is an art!
What's the definition of trust?
Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob!
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it!
For those who know nothing of how to satisfy a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word "shopping"!
