Rajesh: Hi Reema.
Reema: Hi Rajes.
Rajesh: It's not Rajes it's Rajesh, it has an extra H in it.
Reema: What difference does a single H make?
Rajesh grabs her waist, pulls her closer and asks, "Ab Bataa, Chhodu ya Chodu?
Husband is praying before going to bed.
Wife: What are you praying for?
Husband: For guidance.
Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!
What is the definition of making love?
Something a woman does while a guy is shagging her!
Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?
Where do you get virgin wool from?
Ugly Sheep!
What do puppies and near-sighted gynecologists have in common?
Wet Noses!
I'm so single that the only thing I turn on each night is my alarm!
Ik 'Theka' Hi Hai, Jithe 'Seal' Bandh Mildi Hai!
Banana is a fruit and Chutiya Banana is an art!
What's the definition of trust?
Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob!
