Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it!
For those who know nothing of how to satisfy a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word "shopping"!
I wish hangovers and orgasms could swap duration!
If women are so good at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?
"Lemme put is this way"
~ gist of Kamasutra
What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
A man will spend two hours searching for a golf ball!
How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?
He's breathing!
What is a man's idea of foreplay?
Half an hour of begging!
Aaj-Kal Ke Bachhe Blue Whale Khelne Ke Liye Mar Rahe Hain...
Aur Hamare Zamane Mein Bachhe Blue Film Dekhne Ke Liye Marte The!
Sex is like air - it's not important unless you aren't getting any!
