Musings of a dirty mind:
Whenever I see a commercial with a woman looking fully relaxed and happy in a tub, with 2 round slices of cucumber on her eyes... I wonder where the rest of the cucumber is!
Without nipples, boobs would be pointless!
Men are like Cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard!
If your payment is pending with your female client text her "send dues". Chances are that you may get lucky if she misreads it!
Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are!
Men are like chocolate bars - sweet, smooth, and they usually go straight to your hips!
An Australian asked a woman whether she would have sex with him. She refused.
"In that case, do you mind lying down while I have some?"
Given the number of Godmen in the country and the incidents around them, the government should constitute a "Baba Regulatory Authority of India".
BRA of India!
A drunken while kissing his girlfriend, "Darling your lips are very salty."
Girl: Stupid stand up!
Mother: Beti, Aaj Function Mein Bracelet Pehnogi Ya Kangan?
Girl: Maa Chudi Padi Hai Wahi Pehan Lungi.
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I bet, you read it wrong!
