Hindi - Woh Church Mein Padri Hai.
English - She is farting in church!
After having sex with a girl, there's nothing worse than looking down to see a split, leaking condom hanging off the end of your dick, particularly when you weren't wearing one to start with!
Women just don't like me.
When I called one of those phone sex lines, the woman said she had a headache!
#RamRahim verdict clearly demonstrates the consequences of putting your Love Charger in someone else's cell phones!
Wife: Apne Mere Boobs Choos-Choos Kar Bade Kar Diye Hain.
Husband: Agar Aisa Hota Toh Mera Lund Mere Ghutne Tak Pahunch Geya Hota Aur Mujhe Condom Ki Jagah Cycle Ki Tube Lagani Padti!
Heart touching lines by a girlfriend.
"Mere Boobs Ka Size Badal Ke Kahin Tum Na Badal Jana!"
Dog: I am man's best friend.
Cat: I am man's best friend.
Dog: He even named one of his teeth (canine) after me.
Cat: Oh yeah? You're so not going to win this one!
I believe in love at first sight but cheap people call it...
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Erection!
Arthritis is the cruelest disease of all.
It makes a lot of your parts stiff except the one you want!
"Aankhein Khuli Ho Ya Band Deedar Unka Hota Hai"
Might have been written while masturbating!
