Attended a GST workshop.
The trainer kept on saying, "We Indians need Tax Education".
I told him, "Without any Sex Education, we are 1.3 Billion. We will manage, You relax."
I was offered sex today by a 26-year-old woman. In an exchange that I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on my social media accounts and tell my friends about it. Of course, I declined because of my morals and strong willpower, which is almost as strong as Cleanex, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available scented with lemon or vanilla!
MODINOMICS:
If you withdraw, you get 4500.
If you don't withdraw you get 6000!
The secret to a good marriage is having sex at least 3 times a week.
And at least once with your wife!
Two guys over a drink at the bar.
Chump: You know, I've never really understood what a dilemma is..."
Chucky: Let me give you an example. Imagine you wake up in a bed with two people next to you. To your left is an incredibly beautiful woman willing to have you, and to your right is a very horny gay man."
Chump: So where's the dilemma?"
Chucky: To whom do you turn your back?"
Why do 'balls' equate to toughness and 'pussy' equates to weakness when even the slightest flick to the nuts sends a guy to his knees and vaginas can push out an entire human being?
My penis was in the Guinness Book of Records...
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until the librarian kicked me out!
Vaginas are like the weather.
When it's wet, it's time to go inside!
Premature Ejaqueuelation:
Money getting over before you reach the beginning of the ATM queue!
Govt. has just issued directive and limit for ladies to keep Rs.100 note in their bras as per their size.
Any lady violating the limit will be prosecuted.
Bra size 26: 4 notes
28-32: 6-8 notes
34-36: 10-15 notes
36-40: 25-35 notes
Above 40: 45 notes + You can give commercial service to public for storage.
Service tax applicable as per norms!
