Most ladies will have to change their bra sizes from 34B to 38D to accommodate 100 Rs notes!
If Indians had realized the importance of withdrawal at the right time... there wouldn't be so much of a crowd in banks today!
Trump was like porn. Everybody liked and watched but nobody admitted in pre-polls!
Ek Sunar Ki Biwi Ko 101 Ladkiyan Thi. Media Wale Unke Ghar Pahunch Gaye.
Reporter: Behen Kya Ye 101 Ladkiyan Aap Ki Hain? Aurat: Nahi, 100 Sunar Ki 1 Lohar Ki!
A girl, in half a second, will look at your watch, your shoes, your ring fingers and make a decision...
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while you're still looking at her boobs!
It is said that if your palms are itching, you'll get money.
If your toes are itching, you'll get new shoes.
And if your privates are itching....
Don't fool yourself that you will travel to Bangkok.
Go see a Doctor!
As I slipped my finger slowly inside her hole... I could immediately feel it getting wetter and wetter. I took my finger back out and within seconds she was going down on me.
"I really need a new fucking boat" I thought to myself!
Funny how Hilary Clinton wants to sit over the desk, that Monica sat under!
How to get laid:
1. Lay on bed.
2. Wait two hours.
3. Lay becomes past tense.
Apparently, Donald Trump is currently being treated for Electile dysfunction and premature congratulations.
Isn't it Hillaryous!
