Some people are so money minded.
They tied up Kim Kardashian and took away the diamonds!
In the meantime, wives have found a new slogan, instead of "I have a headache" they are saying...
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"No Surgical Strike Tonight!"
In Sex Education class:
Professor: There is nothing wrong with sex before marriage.
Girl: Thank you Sir, Aapne Toh Hamari Taange Khol Di!
Sex last night was so quick,
Girlfriend now calling it a 'Surgical Strike'!
Padosan Ne Tirchhi Nazar Se Kaha:
Kabhi Tum Bhi To LOC Cross Kar Ke Ek "Surgical Operation" Karo!
Surgical Strike is like a Piles operation,
Doctor tells everyone it was successful but the patient wants to keep it a secret.
Pakistan's denial is totally justifiable!
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, "You're only interested in one thing," and you can't remember what it is!
Why are all Jewish men circumcised?
Their women won't touch anything that isn't 10% off!
On a condom dispensing machine in London it was written:
"Very Safe! Strictly made as per High British standards."
Someone added below:
"So was the Titanic, but it leaked!"
Reporter: Swami Ji, it is so cold on this mountain top, what's the secret of your happiness, even in this extreme weather condition?
Swami Ji: Tulsi and Green Tea. Would you like to have some Green Tea?
Reporter: Of course yes!
Swami Ji: Tulsi, please bring two cups of Green Tea!
