Husband says to wife: My Olympic condoms have arrived... I think I'll wear Gold tonight.
Wife: Why not wear Silver and come second for a change!
For all my 40+ lady friends:
There's no reason to fear Menopause!
It's the eggs that expire and not the Hen. The Cock still enjoys!
English sext: I am wet, I want you.
Hindi sext: Yaad Piya Ki Aane Lagi, Haaye Bheegi Bheegi Raaton Mein!
Whenever I see a girl with a good pair of Bums passing by...
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Mera Dhyan Buttock Jaata Hai!
Looks aren't everything... I agree!
But One can't masturbate over someone's Nature!
The science of staring at women's boobs and guessing their size is known as...
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Stastis tits!
My wife says I am an animal in bed...
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More specifically a cat, I can sleep for 22 hours a day!
A male Gynaecologist is like an auto mechanic who is always busy repairing other people's Cars!
Boobs
The proof that men can pay attention to two things at once!
The neurological impact of the word "SALE" on a female's brain is similar to what the word "BOOB" has on a male's brain.
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"GRAB IT"!
