Sex is the price women have to pay for marriage.
Marriage is the price men have to pay for sex!
Today our maid came home just as I finished having a bath and she looks at me and says, "Kya Banana hai Sahab"
I didn't know if it was a compliment or a question!
I got fucked by a priest 15 years ago...
He said, "You may now kiss the bride"!
Some bloody thought:
Bill (Clinton) had to go to Monica for a blowjob because, Uski Biwi Sirf...
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'Hila-ry' Thi
A man's shirt on the naked female body is like a flag on a conquered fortress!
DUREX are bringing out an extra "sensitive" condom.
After sex, it stays around and talks to the woman!
Girl: Baba Aashirwad Do Ki Mere Boobs Bade Ho Jayein.
Baba: Tathastu.
Girl: And what about my ass?
Baba: ThatAsstoo!
Two ladies were talking;
Lady 1: Where are you going?
Lady 2: I am going to watch Fan in theatre, with my husband and you?
Lady 1: I am going for holidays with my husband. Wahan Bhi Din Raat Fan Hi Dekhna Hai!
I'm trying to finish writing a script for a porn movie,
But there are just too many holes in the plot!
Cleavage is like the Sun, you can glance at it for only a second, but if you wear sunglasses, you can look much longer!
