Three Nurses working in a morgue discover a Dead Man with a hard on, the 1st nurse says, "I can't let that go to waste", & rides him. The 2nd nurse does the same. The 3rd nurse hesitates & explains she is on her period, but does him anyway.
Then the man sits up & the nurses apologies saying they thought he was dead.
The Man replies, "I was, but after two jump starts & a blood transfusion I feel fuckin great!"
While the Dupatta can hide a woman's assets,
The tie is man's way of pointing to where his asset is!
Jinki Nazaron Mein Hum Achhe Nahi...
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Wo Madarchod Apni Aankhon Ka Ilaaz Karwaye!
Thought of the day:
The best thing about having a penis is sharing it with people who don't have it. Kindness costs nothing!
Porn movies should come up with a disclaimer "Please, don't try this alone".
Status of a single boy:
Akela Reh Reh Kar Haath Dukhne Lage Hain Ab Bas Koi Aisi Mil Jaye Jiski Ungli Dukhne Lagi Ho!
Mehnat Itni Khamoshi se Karo ke Safalta Shor Machade.
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"Pregnancy" is one example..
ITC has launched a new brand of cigarettes for women.
It's called ITC Queens... It's the same size as the Kings but has bigger BUTTS!
The seven dwarves of menopause:
Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful & Psycho!
If Hilary Clinton wins in 2016, it will be the first time that two presidents have had sex with each other.
