Gandu:
You're predictable, yet reliable. You can be expected to react to a situation in a familiar way, 9 times out of 10. Also, you don't like jokes involving the butt-hole.
Commando To Control Room: This is X3J27. I'm surrounded by terrorists, with no bullets... Awaiting instructions... Over!!
Control Room: Bhai... Lode Lag Gaye Tere... I repeat Lode Lag Gaye Tere... Over And Out!
Whenever I see a girl with good pair of Bums passing by,
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Mera Dhyan Buttock Jaata Hai!
The economy is so bad that wives are having sex with their husbands because they can no longer afford batteries!
"Here I sit in a misty vapor
Some damn fool stole the toilet paper
My bus is late and I cannot linger
Lookout butt here comes my finger!
Son: Dad how was I born?
Dad: It's a long story.
Son: Tell me I wanna hear it.
Dad: Once upon a time, it was a cold night and all the pharmacies were closed.
I have heard of a couple, both husband and wife were Generals in the Army. They used to make love once a year and called it...
'ANNUAL GENERAL BODY MEETING'!
"Kab Degi, Kab Degi, Kab Degi, Kab degi, Kab Degi, Kab Degi..."
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A guy playing Kabaddi with a girl!
'Luck' and 'Fuck' are directly proportional to each other.
When 'Luck' favours, you can 'Fuck' the whole world;
But when 'Luck' fails, the whole world begins to 'Fuck' You!
A 2 year old spits water on floor.
Wife: We don't spit! If it's in your mouth you swallow it.
Husband raises his eyebrows
Wife: You shut up!
