A push up bra is like a bag of chips. You open it and it's half empty.
Girls have invisible dicks,
Thats how they fuck your lives!
If Russia decides to invade Turkey from rear will Greece help?
Reply: Greece or No Greece, Russia will just Putin
Just a thought... If Russia invaded Turkey from the rear
Would Greece help?
Birth Control Pills should be for Men.
It makes much more sense to unload a Gun than to shoot at a Bulletproof Vest.
From 'buying balloon from gubbarewala' to 'buying balloon from chemist', we all grew up, too much.
Happy Children's Day
No one has steadier hands than a man shaving his balls!
Fact:
A woman's breasts are never the exact same size.
Another Fact:
Once your face is buried in them, who fucking cares!
Behind every great woman is her bum.
Aaj Ka Gyan:
Galti Maan Lene Se Koi Chota Ya Bada Nahi Ho Jaata
Jiska Jitna Hai Utna Hi Rahega!
