A New Perspective.
If you have slept with more than 5 women, you have no right to call your organ a "Private Part"!
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It is now a UNIVERSAL CHARGER!
Boy: I love you
Airtel 4G Girl: Ye Lo Tumhara Bachha
Boy: Ye To Cheating Hai
Airtel 4G Girl: Cheating Nahi Yaar 4G Hai, Iss Se Fast Bachha Mile To Life Time Chodna Free!
Tip of the day:
Ignore your problems like you ignore the male actor in a porn movie.
Girl: I want to lose fat.
Trainer: Ban Calorie!
Girl: Tu 'Ban Ka Lora'!
There was a young gal from Wick,
Who asked her mum - what's a prick?
Her mother said Annie -
It goes up your fanny
And jumps up and down till it's sick!
Employee: Sir, Salary Kitni Badha Rahe Ho Iss Saal?
Boss: ā°ć°
Employee: Yeh Kya Hai?
Boss: Jhaant Barabar!
He: 🐕
She: Kya?
He: DO GI!
What do you call Indrani's vagina?
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Octopussy
Difference between education and experience?
Education - Duniya Gol Hai!
Experience - Duniya Madarchod Haią„¤
DJ Waale Baabu Mera Gaana Baja Do
DJ Waale Baabu Mera Gaana Baja Do
DJ Waale Baabu Mera Gaana Baja Do
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DJ: Gaana Toh Bata, Maa Ki Laawri!
