One sperm has 37.5 MB of DNA information in it, which means a normal intercourse represents a data transfer of 1587 GB in about 3 seconds...
And we think 4G is fast!
A very caring sentence written on the T-shirt of a girl walking on the road:
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"You are not looking at the road, please be careful!`
F**k sexy - can someone bring back intelligence!
My neighbour's kid came running to me asking, `Uncle, what is that thing you call when two people sleep in the bedroom and one is on top of the other."
Initially, I was shocked, then quickly recovered and thought that it would be good to be honest. I then described to him everything about marriage and sex.
Kid said okay and ran back to his house. A short while later, he returned, "Uncle, that's called a bunk bed. My parents want to talk to you now!`
Teacher: What is a 'Hut'?
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Student : 'Hut' is the prefix of 'Madarchod'!
Boy: Mummy Uska Naam Jasmine Kyun Hai?
Mom: Kyun Ki Uski Mom Ko Flower Bahut Pasand Hai
Boy: Toh Phir Mera Naam Aisa Kyun?
Mom: Gotiya! Faltu Ki Bakwas Bandd Kar!
Two Punjabi Women
Original Name: Sukhvinder Kaur - Radhe Maa
Original Name: Karenjit Kaur - Sunny Leone
Maze Ki Baat Yeh Hai Ke... Dono Bhagwan Ko Bahut Yaad Karti Hain..
#PornBan:
Sunny Leone: I knew it before hand. That's why I left this industry!
Saala, 69th Independence Day hi Mila Tha Inko Porn Ban Karne ke Liye!
What an Irony!
The government uses Section 69A of the IT Act 2000 to ban porn!
