Breaking News:
According to sources, the idea was to ban pork after beef. Due to a typo in the labyrinths of the bureaucracy, they ended up banning porn!
#PornBan
Over 800 Porn Sites Being Banned By The Indian Govt. Achhe Din Ki Toh Baat Hi Bhool Jayo; Ab Toh Achhi Raatein Bhi Gyien!
First Maggi and now Porn!
So basically government is against anything which gives us pleasure in 2 minutes!
Forget "Make in India", now one can't even "Shake in India"!
#PornBan
Porn ban fallout:
"Hello sir, I'm calling from Airtel broadband. We've a scheme for you to upgade to 4G"."
"B***di Ke, 4G Pe Ab Kya Satsang Sununga? #PornBan
Porn is banned in Gulf, now it is is banned in India.
No Income Tax in Gulf, your turn now - Mr Finance Minister!
Yeh Haath Dede Mujhe, Thakur;
Waise Bhi Abb Yeh Kuchh Kaam ke Nahi!
#PornBan
Worst foursome in golf history
1. Monica Lewinski
2. O. J. Simpson
3. Ted Kennedy
4. Bill Clinton
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Why, you ask?
You're going to love this!
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1. Monica is a hooker
2. O. J. Is a slicer
3. Ted can't drive over water, and
4. Bill can't remember which hole he played last
1st Girl: What's the spelling of PENIS?
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2nd Girl: Oh My God! It is so easy. But exactly Yaad Nahi Aa Raha... Abhi Thodi Der Pehle Hi Mere Munh Mein Tha!
After 25 years....
I was chatting with my classmate - my childhood crush online.
She asked me, "Why I was typing so slow? And I said "Because my other hand isn't free."
She is not replying anymore.
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Lesson learnt - Never smoke while texting!
