A South Indian friend just texted me - "Dude! I just proposed to a girl. She replied, 'Bhenchod'. What does it mean?"
Me: It means, she is from Delhi!
Wife: Mere Husband Ka Accident Ho Geya, Tab Se Woh Khada Nahi Ho Pa Raha.
Doctor: Munh Mein Le Ke Dekho.
Wife: Madarchod! Husband Khada Nahi Ho Pa Raha.
To all my ex's, you can block my Facebook, delete my number but you can never unsuck my cock!
A naked CEO looks in the mirror and says to his wife, "Why do I always get a hard on when I look at myself?"
Wife says, "Because even your cock thinks you're a CHOOT!"
Why is a bra just like a parachute? Because it serves you best when open
Masculine thought for the day:
The best thing about having a penis is... sharing it with people who don't have it!
A husband and his wife are ready to go to sleep.
The husband lies on the bed but the wife lies down on the floor.
Husband asks, "Why are you going to sleep on the floor?"
Wife replies, "Because I want to feel something hard for a change!"
If your parents say - "Tum Kya Jano Maa Baap Kya Kya Karte Hain Apne Bachhon Ke Liye!"
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Then Sex is not the appropriate answer!
A good reminder!
As we get closer to the 2016 election year, US citizens must remember that they cannot trust Hillary Clinton to create American jobs.
The last time she had a meaningful job, she outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky...
And Monica blew it!
Gaand Marvane Se Kisi Ki Maut Nahi Hoti;
Bas Chalne Ka Andaaz Badal Jaata Hai!
