Masturbation is a form of stress relief.
So go fuck yourself and calm down!
Too many assholes,
Not enough bullets!
Sometimes opportunity knocks on the door;
But sometimes...
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a knock on the door spoils the opportunity!
Breaking News:
After the overwhelming response to Tata Nano, Skoda is also coming up with a small car - and named it 'Lulli'.
Media: Why Lulli?
Skoda PR guy: Because our big car is called Laura!
Marwadi Suhag Raat Ko SEX Karte Hue: Thari, Bahut Loose Hai!
Biwi (Gusse se): Jaldi Nikalo Aur Meri Car, LCD, AC Aur Jewellery Bhi Vapas Karo.
Marwadi: Galti Ho Gayi, Maro Hi Patlo Hai!
Ladies - please remember Mouth wash is always cheaper than an 'ABORTION'!
Dear Dad,
Thanks for not using a condom.
Yours sincerely,
Your son!
Don't forget to thank your father for bringing you into this world.
Your mother was probably tired and not in the mood!
A happy day to all fathers.
The real Mother-Fuckers!
Sex Life and Coca-Cola
Two old friends meet after many years. They talk about their past life. One asks the other, "And how's your sex life?"
The other replied, "Same as Coca-Cola!"
The first asked, "Oh great! Full of vubbles, eh?"
The second replied, "Nothing like that... before it was 'Normal' then it became 'Light' and now it is 'Zero'!"
