Pro tip for guys:
Never masturbate in an aircraft. They take high jacking very seriously
On a condom dispensing machine in London it was written:
"Very Safe! Strictly made as per High British standards".
Someone added below-
"So was the Titanic, but it leaked!"
From the Internet
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Unprotected Wi-fi
Battalion Cocktails...
An Army Battalion was having a cocktail party to welcome the new Brigade Commander.
A circular was sent out to all: "Cockfail at 7 PM sharp at the Officers Mess."
The Commanding Officer saw the spelling mistake and asked the Adjutant to amend it.
The Adjutant did & it read:
"Refer to circular, read tail, instead of fail cock stands, as it is."
Ladies, when you catch a guy staring at your chest, he is not looking at your boobs, he is staring into your heart.
Girl changed status: Feeling awesome
Boy commented: De Aayi Aaj!
If we ban all things that get done in 2 minutes, a lot of men would be left "Sex Starved"!
Credibility is like virginity... once you lose it, you can never get it back!
Universally, there are 3 kinds of responses:
1. Yes
2. No
3. May Be
India has a 4th kind:
4. Lauda
Are your legs made of Nutella?
Because I'd like to spread them!
