Remove negativity from your mind.
If you change 'na' to 'ya', even 'Patna' will become 'Pattaya'!
Monica Lewinsky released a statement on Hilary Clinton's run for President,
"I will not vote for Hilary Clinton. The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in my mouth."
A true gentleman holds a door open for his lady and then slaps her ass!
You can be a Doctor and Save lives;
You can be a Lawyer and Defend lives;
You can be a Soldier and Protect lives;
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Remain a Fucker and create Lives!
She: You like Veg or Non-veg?
He: Veg.
She: Veg Mein Kya Pasand Hai?
He: Cleaveg!
HR: What is your weakness?
HE: I'm very short tempered.
HR: Explain?
HE: I can't.
HR: Please explain.
HE: Bhenchod... Bar-Bar Ek Hi Baat!
Men look at a woman's behind and go - "Wow! what an ass!"
Woman look at a man's face and think the same!
To stay slim, healthy and happy, have an ORGASM everyday.
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O: Oil free food.
R: Ripe fruits.
G: Grilled vegetables.
A: All wheat bread
S: Salt-free food.
M: Morning Exercise
What you thought also works!
Don't argue with women;
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Sex is more important then ego!
The first month, the boss gave his good-looking secretary a frock as an incentive.
And in the second month, he 'raised' the incentive!
