A princess meets a talking frog.
Princess: Do I kiss you to make you a handsome prince?
Frog: Babe, that was my grandfather's time. I need a blow job!
I'm not staring at your boobs, I'm staring at your heart!
Sex is like Maths.
Add the bed;
Subtract the clothes;
Divide the legs;
And pray to God, you don't multiply!
Sunny Leone: Meri next Hindi Movie horror hai... Main Sab Ko Dara Ke Rakh Dungi.
Pappu: Darr Toh Aapki Pehle Ki Movies Mein Bhi Lagta Tha, Kahi Peechhe Se Mummy Papa Na Aa Jaayein!
Ek Pathan Ki Shadi Hui, To Agle Din Uske Dosto Ne Puchha
Dost: "Kaho Pathan Sahab, Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi?"
Pathan Khush Hote Hue, "Amma Kya Bataye, Pahli Baar Kisi Nangi Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Teen Bar Muth Maari!"
Behind every Auto rickshaw guy who tells you - `Nahi Jayega" is his wife who has told him the same thing the previous night!
Sex is good, sex is funny;
Many people fuck for money;
But if you think sex is funny;
Fuck yourself and save your money!
A man is as young as the woman he feels!
Bachpan Se 2 Hi Cheezein Sabse Zyada Mili Hain Biscuits Aur Dost!
Fark Sirf Itna Hai Ki Biscuits Marie Ke Mile Aur Dost...
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Chut-Marie Ke!
A Pervert's Week:
Moanday
Tongueday
Wetday
Thirstday
Freakday
Sexday
Suckday
