Do Saheliyon Ne Apna Sex Change Operation Ek Saath Karwane Ka Faisla Kiya.
Operation Ke Waqt Unke Rishtedar Operation Theatre Ke Bahar Chintagrast Ho Kar Intezar Kar Rahe The.
Kuch Ghanton Baad Doctor Bahar Aaya Aur Bola, "Mubarak Ho! Laude Lag Gaye!"
Difference between Surprise and Shock:
Surprise:
Girl: I'm pregnant.
Shock:
Boy: I'm sterile!
Perverts can contribute to society.
Look at the disturbed individual who discovered cow's milk!
Somewhere between
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Aey! BC
We all grew up!
Duckworth & Lewis: Screwing South Africa since 1992.
Once a professor asked his students to use 'love' and 'sex' in a sentence.
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GIRLS wrote: When mutual understanding between a boy and a girl increases so much that they cant live without each other, implies they are in "love" and when this love reaches an extreme such that both are physically attracted to each other, they engage in a physical pleasurable encounter that we call "sex" !
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BOYS wrote:
I love sex!
As the Americans get closer to the 2016 election, please remember that they cannot trust Hillary Clinton to create jobs for the Americans.
The last time she had a job to do, she outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky!
After 35 years of marriage, 69 means
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Ek Dusre Ke Pair Dabana!
New Amul Ad:
Amul Butter & Women -
Both utterly butterly delicious...
One on bread & the other in bed...
And even better when both are spread!
Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug!
